Narito ang mga kalahok sa patimpalak ni Punong Ministro Joel. Naririto ngayon ang mga nakakatuwa at mga nakakatawang mga katagang pang cellphone. Hindi maikakailang hindi mapasusubalian ang pagmamahal ng mga miyembro ng ating kapatiran kay Kuya Joel...
Eto na po... Matuwa at matawa kayo!!!
Dennis - "An inspiration without an inspiration."
Ceejay - "May asim pa ako."
Heaven - "I'm a prime minister who rules the clan, but please be the one to rule my life.", "You trusted me as your prime minister, then why don't you trust me as your lover?"
Lee - "Habulin mo ako at sasalubungin kita.", "Ang pangarap kong jockpot."
Harry - "Life is like a riverbed... created with passion."
Anthony - "Joel: Amore Hombre de CBIT." (Joel, the beloved guy of CBIT)
Mark - "Kung cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.", "The older you get, the harder to find the ball."
Ken - "Aged to perfection." [First Placer]
Juan Paolo - "Nakatikim ka na ba ng trenta años?", "Pangarap kong tuparin ang mga pangarap mo."
Mothy - "It's not the size of the ship; it's about the motion of the ocean."
Randy - "Habang tumatagal, lalong sumasarap." [Second Placer]
Kid - "Huwag mo ako diktahan. Alam ko ang dapat kong gawin dahil gaya mo, may kakayahan din akong mag-isip."
Drenched - "Men are like wine; the more they age, the better they taste." [Third Placer]
Chad - "Joel: All in one.", "Subukan ng mapatunayan."
MJ - "Tigasin ng Makati."
Jonathan - "Aanhin pa ang ganda at talino, kung meron naman akong kotse at condo."
Cloud - "If you don't want temptation coming, don't act as if you're interested.", "Sige saktan mo ako kung yan lang ang paraan upang mahalin mo ako."
Kiko - "Mahal kita, mahal mo siya, mahal niya'y iba."
Pax - "In order to be a butterfly, we must first be a catterpillar."
Brinz - "Ako si Joel, hindi mo pwedeng titigan, baka hindi mo makalimutan. Hindi mo pwedeng hawakan, baka hindi mo mapigilan."
Paul - "For us to move smoothly, do not put question marks where God has placed periods."
Makki - "It's not my fault if my mom raised me like this."
Badrach - "If you can't handle my worst, then you can't have my best."
Xander - "You will never be in need of anything, I'm always here."
AJ - "Bukas, luluhod ang mga papa."
Darryl - "With kuya Joel, he got it all for you."
Jhersey - "Regrets of a 30-year-old virgin. Losing is not an option; its a choice."
Boone - "Age doesn't matter. Pwamis."
